When is flirting not flirting?

I think my wife is in denial.

So of she went to market today, her regular Thursday afternoon trip into town. Banbury market is great value for sensational summer fruits (loads of cheap cherries, raspberries and strawberries) as well as good prices for Vegetables.

Upon arrival in her sexy mooks toop, one of the vendors cries "Hey, Number six, what can I do for you?" (her mooks top has number six printed on the back). After struggling with the brake on the mountain buggy, he said "get the brake off and come on over." After shopping for a few items, my wife had to go to another stall to get ginger (some items are self-serve, others they get for you), my wife told the vendor that "I'll be back", to which he replied "Just like the Terminator".

Ok, so its not the most dazzling of pick-up lines.. maybe this country guy from Oxfordshire was taken aback by the raven-haired dazzliing presence of my wife.. but I still think he was having a crack.

What do you dear posters think?